As such, this'll sorta be photographic discourse into what my brain does. Heh. Yay!
So the chef. Yeah, the chef at the restaurant/bar, super nice guy, like him lots but he's mad at me. Or irritated with me. Or grumpy. See, right as he asks me to build all these nifty things for him, wham, the phone rings, it's The Exorcist season one. Television job = zero Becky time.
I can't blame him; I'd be surly too. For (embarrassingly) two months now we stop in to dine, I slink over to the kitchen, apologize profusely. "I promise! I promise! I'll get it done." Then I slink back to Mike, "how am I gonna get these done?!"
I must say, I've been struggling for brilliant ideas on this project, a trivet of sorts for cast iron skillets filled with nummy brunch foods.
Struggling because I haven't had time to sit, think and focus solely on only.this.project. Can't say I'm in love with the end result (because I didn't sit, think and focus solely on only.this.project) but I suspect he got fed up with waiting and said yeah, just do this idea.
Here's how it went:
Scene 1: Menards, fancier wood aisle. Peruse, peruse. Brain ninety percent distracted by everything else in my small world. Espy dazzling piece of 1x8x8' hickory. Hickory, cool! "OooOOooh, this is preeettttyyyyy! Oooph, this thing is dang heavy, well ok time to go."
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| Yah, nice eh? Photo, despite swanky new camera, doesn't do it justice. Lame basement lighting. |
I had a design idea that I thought would be cool so I just went at it. Yeah. Mistake #2.
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| Choppity chop! |
Hm.
Somehow I manage to get through it but my cut is all janky crooked. Holy dissatisfied. I cleaned it up on the miter saw which also was, to my surprise, a tiny bit unhappy about hickory.
Ok then. I see this is going to be different.
(Seriously, not once did I stop and say hey ya thick-headed butthead, this wood is too hard, regroup!)
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| Okey doke! Let's cut a circle! |
This jigsaw,* it continues to lose points in my book. Tried to put a nice Bosch blade in there, nope, won't go. Won't go won't go won't go. Why? It's a hair thicker than the blades that came with the saw. Oy me. Same T top, just thicker. Smh.
Use wimpier blade.
Then that happened. Yep, *plink!* popped right out even though it was locked and clamped, scampered off whining.
Hm. Ooooh-kaaay.
Never deterred, I used a fine toothed (yes metal cutting) blade slowly and this is how looovely my freehand cut came out. Mmm hm. Yep. Thumbs up, nice work.
Oh, by the way, more negative jigsaw points? It always always cuts on an angle, as seen above.
Yet more saw poopiness? See those markings under there? Where, you ask? Yeah. Where the green and gray meet, in the shadowed area. Those are the degree marks for tilting the base so you can cut on an angle. Can't see nor read them. Granted it clicks but still. Can't tell if it's on zero degrees. It is but it's not as everything I cut is angled.
Moving on.
Oh but right, mistake #1? Hickory.
While it's super duper pretty, it's also super duper dense and hard. Currently?, above my tool set. Mike chuckled, "yeah babe, hickory is hard ya doofus." He didn't actually call me a doofus. No worries, I would have deserved it if he had.
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| DOH!! |
What if I offset the wood layers? Nope. Hm.
What if I cut it apart? Ehhhhhhh. That would involve cutting more circles. No.
Trying again.... Final design concept. Shrug. Ok, go. I'll stick those handles on how.....?
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| Ah ha!! Baby's new present to herself. Bostitch two tool combo kit,* plus bought a stapler* extra. |
Sigh. I opt to (humbly) take this over to the chef that night anyway to show him the concept. (Mike says, "what the heck is this, you're showing him this?! Clearly you were going too fast.") And like I mentioned, chef's weary, says uh ok, go with it.
A week later an unexpected alteration of my Saturday schedule (aka, rain) and I'm back at Menards. Buying MAPLE. Thank you very much.
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| Maple! |
Ahhh, thinking again! I use the spiffy new bandsaw to cut the arc.
Ahhhh. My handle doesn't hug very well, darn it, it only touches the pan at the tips. Flip the pan over, trace the arc using the top of the pan instead....
....on pine for a template so as to stop wasting pricy wood. Smart(er). (Yes, see, I got to sorta sleep in an extra hour or so, hence all the thinking.) It's huggier but not perfect but, let's go with it.
Opt to not blow up maple with pneumatic nail gun, go with glue.* Water on wood for glue....
Clamp. Wait.
Fuzzy bad photo, sorry, still learning camera. Stain test. Decide on golden mahogany.
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| Larger stain test. Hm. Stain washes out the grain. Yuck. |
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| Minwax Antique Oil Finish,* never tried this stuff before. Mmmm, yesssss, niiice. |
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| Swoon. |
So!
Oh, by the way, if you leave that oil in a red plastic cup too long, it will start to leech the outside red coloring into the cup. Neato. Oops. So use glass containers if you opt to brush on.
Brush it on, buff it off, then wait twenty four hours. Brush on, buff off.
Right, so yeah, that's it, we're done! I really want different countertops. Day three and it's good to go.
And there it is. I do wish it was more interesting. Overall. In general.
The maple is pretty. Ideally I'd go over to Wood World, get maple there as the wood itself is the design here; sadly their pricing is out of budget. I'll go look again though. Heh.
Maybe for the itty bitty cutie dessert skillet trivets I'll have a ritzier design.
How does the chef like them? Heh, I don't know, he wasn't there when I dropped them off nor has he texted me.
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In the meantime too, it's project stock up time as well. And whooo doggie, a carpet runner for the stair was purchased, shipped, and arrived. I kid you not. Ooohhh yeah. Finally. Finally! Oh and quite the little shopper I was -- found them for $450, then $413 then $375 then $255 for two ten foot runners and one eight'er. *fist pump*
Also found another cash back site* which at times has higher percentages back than eBates.* The added bonus here is you can donate a portion, or all or none, of your cash back to a cause of your choice. Thumbs up! Right now my donation site is The Pet Fund.
What else...an edge pull for the pocket door (less dramatic, yes), ummm, possible sconces for the hall bedroom. Um...feels like there should be more....
Oh, there will be more, surely. Stay tuned!
*The Ryobi jigsaw (don't buy it), Bostitch combo kit, stapler, Gorilla glue, and Minwax Antique Oil are Amazon affiliate links. The Giving Assistant link is a give $5, get $5 -- we each get $5 when you sign up and use it. Same for eBates but it's $10. Mwah, thanks! Please see the "boring stuff" tab for more info.
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